you should listen to paul simon. it would really make you feel better.

once again, it's nearly minutes before noon.

i would like to write an open letter to the loiterers of jefferson blvd and say, why do you have to be so loud? why do you have to drag race at all hours of the day? why are you always shouting and screaming nonsensicals? all of this shit talking and noise pollution is bringing the morale of the area down. can we have a little peace and quiet so lia can work and listen to an opera record? (really bad use of sarcasm).

anyway. nothing really to report today. i drank a little too much last night. today i am feeling it. and now because of that i'm going to force myself to workout to sweat out the toxins. this plus being on the first whole day of my period has turned me into a monster. not to forget the unbearable heat. i also don't have any food. help? where is my personal chef? oh right, i know where he is. i miss him.